By the many songs of our popular culture, we are instructed on many different ways available to "shake it:"
"Shake it like a Polaroid picture"
"Shake it like a salt shaker"
"Shake a tail-feather"
"Shake it fast, watch yourself"
"Shake what your mama gave you"
Just wondering your particular preference..... how do you "shake it?"
I think I may begin to "shake my moneymaker." I mean, do a little dance and make a little profit...I'm just sayin' is all!
Shake Your Groove Thang!
Won't try that one again.....
I am shameless, I know....
A previous rant of mine about I-55 revealed that I take on several tasks while driving, but I encountered one task I will not attempt again.....taking off some work out shorts and putting on a pair of jeans. Very complicated! Shirts now, changing those while driving is a piece of cake: rip off, put on! If you time that one right, nobody else will even see your bra. Even if they do, some bras can be passed of as bikini tops so you're all good. But pants, those are harder because they involve positioning one foot on the gas or break and sliding down and bending semi sideways... it just shouldn't be attempted......trust me.
Though, I have admitted my irresponsible driving to an officer of the law. I was instructed if I kept my car in my lane, we were all good. So, to all of your other stripping commuters, NO SWERVING!
A previous rant of mine about I-55 revealed that I take on several tasks while driving, but I encountered one task I will not attempt again.....taking off some work out shorts and putting on a pair of jeans. Very complicated! Shirts now, changing those while driving is a piece of cake: rip off, put on! If you time that one right, nobody else will even see your bra. Even if they do, some bras can be passed of as bikini tops so you're all good. But pants, those are harder because they involve positioning one foot on the gas or break and sliding down and bending semi sideways... it just shouldn't be attempted......trust me.
Though, I have admitted my irresponsible driving to an officer of the law. I was instructed if I kept my car in my lane, we were all good. So, to all of your other stripping commuters, NO SWERVING!
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