It doesn't matter where you set up camp, the bathrooms are going to be a mile away. And somehow they are 2 miles in the dark....
Being short does have its advantages when getting dressed in a tent. I feel sad for everyone over 5 feet tall, that must be an uncomfortable little task!
No worries: nobody can smell how badly you stink over their own brewing stench. Just apply your deodorant in front of your camping mates to prove your hygienic effort!
Also, the must will remain no matter how much Febreeze you spray on your sleeping bag.
Paddle boats will make you feel like a failure-- all that leg action and getting hardly nowhere! That is just too much effort to be considered recreational. My suggestion: stop trying and layout on the boat; that's the best sun you will get all trip!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I've never understood why they call them paddle boats if you don't actually get a paddle, to paddle!
May 27, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Is somebody not embracing the great outdoors?
;)
May 27, 2008 at 4:29 PM
I did say mother nature was my homegirl, but she becomes a real biotch after too long!
May 28, 2008 at 8:37 AM
mr. rofarto and i don't spare any luxury. we take the queen-size air mattress, the gas grill, the cooler, pork tenderloin and fish, all the beer you can drink, pillows, blankets, and girl scout water.
:D
i concur on the paddle boat thing...doesn't make any sense to me.
May 28, 2008 at 6:44 PM