Ranting: Money don't mean much....
There are two key things people need to keep in mind about the supposed "wealthy:"
1. Having money does not make you immune to being trashy.....
2. Having money does not make you any smarter.....
I live a a nicer newer neighborhood. And, for some silly little reason I thought that would mean a different class of people... WRONG!
A particular neighbor of mine (whom had no interest in meeting myself -may I add- but was super excited to introduce herself to my cop) is trying to sell her home for $270,000. It is a gorgeous house. Apparently she owns her own interior design business. Great! This makes me think it will be staged quite well to be pleasing to buyers even in this economic slump. BUT, and this is where #1 and 2 come in, it is February 10th and she still has a huge Christmas tree at her door with lighted presents and candy canes lining her walkway. Baby, it's time to put the shiz up because buyers are not going to jump on the Christmas in July bandwagon when looking for their next home..... Also, the fact that your water got cut off and you have left the pink slip notice from the water department on your front door for a little too long makes you look like dirty dipstick....I'm not a realtor or the world's biggest genius, but I have a neat little tool called common sense.... stop being a skank for five minutes & let me know if you need more advice to handle your business! ...anything I can do to help you OUT!
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1. Having money does not make you immune to being trashy.....
2. Having money does not make you any smarter.....
I live a a nicer newer neighborhood. And, for some silly little reason I thought that would mean a different class of people... WRONG!
A particular neighbor of mine (whom had no interest in meeting myself -may I add- but was super excited to introduce herself to my cop) is trying to sell her home for $270,000. It is a gorgeous house. Apparently she owns her own interior design business. Great! This makes me think it will be staged quite well to be pleasing to buyers even in this economic slump. BUT, and this is where #1 and 2 come in, it is February 10th and she still has a huge Christmas tree at her door with lighted presents and candy canes lining her walkway. Baby, it's time to put the shiz up because buyers are not going to jump on the Christmas in July bandwagon when looking for their next home..... Also, the fact that your water got cut off and you have left the pink slip notice from the water department on your front door for a little too long makes you look like dirty dipstick....I'm not a realtor or the world's biggest genius, but I have a neat little tool called common sense.... stop being a skank for five minutes & let me know if you need more advice to handle your business! ...anything I can do to help you OUT!
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Which floor please?
....the other morning I stood on the elevator for 5 minutes before I realized I never pressed a floor.
My choices are first floor or second floor... I was on the first floor, so second floor was the obvious answer.
But, me being, well- me, failed to press any button and stood there plateaued searching for my office keys in my purse until the door opened and I was still on the first floor.
"Hmmmmmm." I know I looked dazed and confused.
The lady there, knowing there were only two floors, looked rather confused herself because I was not getting off the elevator, just staring at her....
.....it is a wonder I am allowed to be unsupervised by any other human being in the morning, let alone drive myself to work....
My choices are first floor or second floor... I was on the first floor, so second floor was the obvious answer.
But, me being, well- me, failed to press any button and stood there plateaued searching for my office keys in my purse until the door opened and I was still on the first floor.
"Hmmmmmm." I know I looked dazed and confused.
The lady there, knowing there were only two floors, looked rather confused herself because I was not getting off the elevator, just staring at her....
.....it is a wonder I am allowed to be unsupervised by any other human being in the morning, let alone drive myself to work....
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