She is a contradiction

She is an open book with illegible pages

She is exhausted after she sleeps

She is gracefully clumsy in every step

She is a brunette, blonde in spirit

She loves the rain but hates to get wet

She will likely decline, but still wants to be asked

She is a sluggish success

She is impatient but unpunctual

She is a concrete statue of emotion

I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.

Sigh.

I am convinced it takes me longer to “re-charge” than the average person. I do not do “beauty sleep,” mine is more like “anti-bitch” sleep.
To all you chipper morning people, screw you! If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.


The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. ~Wilson Mizener
No matter how grouchy you're feeling,
You'll find the smile more or less healing.
It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth
-Thus preserving the face from congealing.
~Anthony Euwer