Rules of the Road

Some people actually have to be places on Sundays... your mid afternoon jolly ride is obstructing others.



(S)he who has the grill guard wins.



If you have an Ole Miss license plate or decal on the back of your vehicle, you have your head up your ass when you are behind the wheel. This is not a collegiate rivalry issue- this is fact based on numerous observations of mine and my favorite police.



70 year old women with hunched backs should not be truck drivers.



You should not walk on the side of a busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic. Ever.



Turning your hazard lights on does not grant you the right to go 30 mph on the interstate, nor does it give you a pass to go 90 mph.





Damages

The most destructive thing you can do to your home in ten minutes....


...some may disagree....


...but I will put up a strong debate from personal experience....


THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE THING YOU CAN DO TO YOUR HOME IN TEN MINUTES:



Hanging a shower curtain rod.



Me and my handy handsome partner managed to harm some sheet rock, drop (three times) and break the shower curtain rod in question....


There were foul words. Is this really a task that takes a professional? There are not even directions that come with the rod. I do not understand the complications of this seemingly simple task.....



For 2009, I choose Good