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Have you ever wondered what the hell is going through the minds of the employees at your local Subway? And ever noticed that they can never manage to cut the loaf of bread in even halves? No, if you order a six inch sandwich, there is always a wimpy half and a clearly larger half. Hmmm. Is there some subconcious reason for this mishap? I think so.......
I have used my keen ability to read these people and have finally determined that there are two different mind sets to these so called "sandwich artists." Please consider these observations:

(1) The smaller half giver is either thinking: "You are a skinny hoe, and probably will not eat this anyway!" -OR- "You really do not need to be eating at all, so this is all you get tubbers!

(2) The larger half giver is either thinking: "Biotch you need to go sit in the corner and eat, so eat this, ALL this!" -OR- "Better not be stingy with this mo fo or they may crawl across this counter and eat ME."

Harsh, huh? I do not know why these sandwich artists are so judgemental, but this prejudice goes on every day at a chain near you so take notice. But, we can solve all of the world's problems by urging loaves be cut in equal halves! Please do your part!