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I have not really ever been the type to say, "I am having a bad hair day."

No, because I can not narrow it down to just an occasional day here and there. I am having a bad hair life! I have naturally frizzy hair in the Mississippi humidity for Pete's sake. I can tell you the weather forecast from the state of my mane. If its going to rain, me and the mirror know! I have come to terms with this and am not expecting perfection, but favoring the 90's version of Scary Spice is not my ideal look....

Frizz Ease, you say? Puh-leez! You apparently haven't seen this rat's nest up close and personal! It would take a slab of Crisco to tame this mess.

I have often considered busting a Britney and just lopping it all of GI Jane style, but I fear my nearest and dearest would be concerned by my state of mind.

After years of trials and tribulations, I finally learned to prepare myself though.....I have a hair straightener in my bathroom, purse, desk, and car......... too help keep me on the straight and narrow!