Cooking and Kitchen Conundrums

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If we can have a self cleaning oven, why must it be such a process to defrost a freezer?

Please enlighten me..........

6 Rants:

  1. BB said...

    LOL!

    November 30, 2007 at 7:49 AM  

  2. Jennifer Carter said...

    To make you wonder!?

    November 30, 2007 at 8:00 AM  

  3. Supermom said...

    Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?

    Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

    November 30, 2007 at 10:11 AM  

  4. From the Doghouse said...

    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    If we're supposed to pronounce it the way it sounds, why does phonics have a ph and not an f?

    Dyslexia? That's just mean. They have trouble as it is and you name it THAT?

    November 30, 2007 at 4:49 PM  

  5. Truvie said...

    LOL! You kill me, Rorie!

    November 30, 2007 at 9:59 PM  

  6. Priscilla said...

    I guess there are some things that must remain a mystery.....

    December 1, 2007 at 8:44 AM  

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